Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Puddle Jumper Haiku

Tiny scary plane
Buzzes like a million bees
Jet fuel fries my nose


Stressed flight attendant
Snarls about bags and the weather
Seat vibrates my butt


Landing gear please work
Runway Ice, pilot sleepy?
oh, Shake rattle shake


Get me out.  Now.

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