You knew it was only a matter of time. A guy in Colorado has developed an underwear invention that will keep TSA screeners from seeing what my Grandma Mary used to call "your business".
"Jeff Buske says his invention uses a powdered metal that protects people's privacy when undergoing medical or security screenings."
You can buy yours at RockyFlatsGear.com.
"Buske said the underwear's inserts are thin and conform to your contours, making it difficult to hide anything beneath them. The mix of tungsten and other metals won't set off metal detectors, he said."
Pictured here is the men's fig leaf design. The women's has an image of clasped hands. Not clear, however, whether this might "set off" a TSA official enough to send you to the "groper" - I mean pat down.
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